things crunchy kids say…

Okay so, I have to just come out and say it- I am raising two very crunchy granolas.  Isn’t it so true that kids say the funniest things?  Well let me tell you that “crunchy” kids say laugh out loud, the funniest, belly aching, most hysterical stuff.  Imagine sitting with your three-year-old and he starts talking about high fructose corn syrup.  What?  Or your five-year-old starts rambling to her little friend about the importance of using BPA free cups.  Totally happened in our house today!  Her sweet friend looked so confused!

Here are some other things my kids have said in the past:

Mom, I’m feeling sick can you rub some garlic on my feet?

Hey, we’re out of elderberry!

Can you please carry me in the Moby?

Asparagus is my best friend.

I think I’m out of alignment. I need an adjustment.

You forgot my Catalyn and Tuna Omega’s.

Can I have pickles, olives, and a seaweed wrap for lunch today?

Let me have a sip of your Kombucha.

Hi, my name is Ella Moon.

Are we going to the farmer’s market today?

Some other things crunchy kids say:

Are you raising a little granola?

What would make your list?


8 thoughts on “things crunchy kids say…

  1. “Store bought milk is nasty…I want Spot milk.”
    FYI Spot is our Nubian Goat and yes we drink her milk all of the time!

  2. This made me laugh… mostly because I wouldn’t understand what they were on about with 90% of those sayings.

    My kids are definitely not “granolas”. We eat white bread from a plastic bag, and *gasp*, we had McD’s last night. Well, they did. Mom can’t eat it, it upsets my stomach. lol

    But… they have said things like “why can’t we walk (the 10 miles) to the store?” and “why do I need shoes” (nevermind that it’s 10 degrees out and snowing)

    I love the similarities… kids are kids are kids, and there’s a reassuring consistency to them.

    Have a happy, crunchy day. 🙂

  3. after coming home from daycare, my 5 yr old son told me about a short conversation he had with a daycare employee,” Ms. Cafee says we need beef, it’s good for us”, my son replied to her, ” we eat veggie burgers because cows are not healthy”. that guy cracks me up

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